avengers fanfiction peter never have i ever

Really? Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Anyways, guys, MJ. They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Peter just shrugged again. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. She said, smiling. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. Better known as MJ. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Wait, Clint says. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" "Who is he? I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. #spideychelle My homework was in the building " Matt explained. "Never Have I Ever been a girl." This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Thor Odinson Clint can't help but laugh. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. We should get on that, then. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Nn. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" A shit-eating grin covered his face. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. "Parker?" I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. Good. And no.. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. But, he had done those things as Spider-Man, so he could just ignore those things. Seriously Tony? Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. "Okay, my turn. Yet, here she was wide awake with a pain in her back, her baby doing what felt like flips and her stomach growling. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, Right! He glances over at Tony, who's cheering and talking about the Chitauri invasion with Thor, and notices that the billionaire keeps glancing over at the two quietest men in the room to make sure they're having a good time. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. Then Peter took a shot. #scarletwitch One thing was clear. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). MJ, these are the guys." All of the adults take a shot. #pepperpotts "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. Morning.. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. #starktower I have an ally! It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Work Search: Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. How will she react? Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. It's been great, guys.. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. Okay, then. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. And you wonder why people ship you two?. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. We have, Clint says. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. But I'm still sleepy. He shifts closer, presses more firmly against Clint's back. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. Peter smirked. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. "Shit babe sorry." Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' left kudos on this work! And horny. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. And nobody wants that shit. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. Abe ringed the bell. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. That's too easy. 'I want to be referee!' But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Tony pouts. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Better?. ', But he did anyway. "Explain, now. Yesh. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. Yeah, sure. 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Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Huh. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. Ned Scott questions and I smirk. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. Uncle Bucky questions. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. #natasharomanoff Tss. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. 2. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. What if they asked about being robbed? tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. remain the property of their respective owners. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Please consider turning it on! And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. In case you wondered. He grimaces. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. I've been good! "I'll explain later" Peter said. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. They went back into the elevator. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. Are you, like are you?. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Maybe this game was fun after all. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. Yeah, okay, no. You foreseeing a lot of fighting in the future, then? Clint says and raises an eyebrow at him. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. "What! Bucky/ The Winter Soldier Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. It's fucking beautiful. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. L'oreal? He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. "I'm Peter's fianc." Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? +. "Way way way wait. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. It was, Steve says softly. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. Loki Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. as well as These kids are amazing! "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. (REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). He knows hers, too. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. I'm not great at relationships. Except Pepper. That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. Clint snorts and turns over so he can see the annoying asshole he's about to fuck, and sees a strange softness in Tony's smile that he isn't used to. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. Course it is. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. "Bullsh*t!" Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. One beat. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should.

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